So, its official. After many many meals (documented below) my weight finally hit an all-time high of 261 lbs today. According to the Body Mass Index, an 6'6" man weighing 261lb is obese! I am now offended by shows such as "The Nutty Professor" and "The Biggest Loser" or any other program belittling (no pun intended) us obese folk. I now consider Opera, Queen Latifa, and Meatloaf heroes for helping me cope with my situation. Okay, I realize the BMI is ridiculous but I will still be going on a fat-loss regimen come March 1st. Its the earliest Tera will let me. She says if she has to gain weight, I also have to.
7 comments:
man, your little girl better watch out or she'll get eaten alive! you know we've been telling you to watch your weight since we met you...wink, wink. tera is one lucky girl to have a husband so gain sympathy weight. jake didn't help much in that category, he lost 10 lbs! we miss you guys. i will call you sometime this week so we can hear how the baby and tera are doing. joel, you aren't allowed to have seconds anymore!
Yeah, if there's one word that comes to mind when I think of Joel, it's fat.....
PS, you now weigh more than Dave so you are now offically the 067 "Fat Friend".
So my identification word is "prickess" I don't know about you but I plan to use it in a sentence today.
Congratulations on the obesity ride.
I agree with Tera, you should keep gaining weight while she has to. It's only fair!! Maybe it's all of the delicious omlets you make. Don't stop making them though, they are worth it!!
Can we please get some captions under the food photos so we can know what you're eating in each picture? That'd be great, Tubby.
Good for you Joel!! It is so refreshing to see yet another individual be so honest and forthcoming about being fat. You are so brave for sharing this with the world (even though it is already obviously apparent... because you're fat, kinda hard to hide.) You should start giving seminars and go on talk shows to help others realize it's ok to have unhealthy weaknesses as long as you publicly admit them. Keep it x-large, Jake
Ok after writing like 4 seperate comments and then deleting them because they just werent "quality material" I now am resorting to this, boring, lame comment. bottom line is that joel is fat and seriously needs to lose weight, glad soembody finally told him!
Fatso!
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